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Attractive Man Wanted As Escort.  Must Like Fireworks.

Are you available for a fun-filled red, white and blue late afternoon bar-be-cue on Saturday, July Fourth?

If so, DWF seeking DWM to accompany her to a family-centric, first birthday/holiday celebration at a beautiful lake-front country club on Chicago’s North Shore.

The candidate should be congenial, poised and have outstanding diplomacy skills. He should enjoy taking hay rides, watching pony rides and eating All-American food.

Must have own car and own hair

To learn more, please reply by hitting the “Contact” button at the top of this page.

All inquiries will be kept confidential.

No Married Men Need Apply.

Looking forward to a fabulous Fourth.

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4 Responses to Want Ad

  1. Bernard kerman says:

    Are you saying if Telly Savalas or Yul Brynner were alive, you would share “fireworks” with either one?

    • Ellen Ross says:

      I have no problem with a bald man being my escort for the afternoon. I did have a very unfortunate experience with a toupee-sporting lothario. No more rugs! Thanks Bernie. Who loves ya, baby?

  2. Michael Shindler says:

    Aren’t you limiting your universe of potential applicants by using your blog and directing the ad to its subscribers? Just asking.

    • Ellen Ross says:

      I have a lot of readers- not just subscribers, Michael. And I’m okay with limits. (Or should I put it up on Tinder?). Thanks, buddy. Regards to the clan and happy summer.

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