Wish me Bon Voyage, Dear Readers. I’m off on a winter getaway to my favorite place- Aspen.
I’ll be back here with you on Sunday, March 18. See you then.
Meanwhile….this was supposed to be a brand new post today.
But I just had to walk it back.
Many of you loved my “Happy Anniversary” blog post and let me know it.
I was truly gratified. You wrote or emailed or called in your praise and congratulations. So unexpected and so delightful. Why, I even got flowers from TBF’s neighbor!
Thank you one and all. So glad you enjoyed that one.
BUT you didn’t play the “texting clip!”
Maybe you thought it was a screen shot or just didn’t feel like it. I don’t know. After all, I like to flatter myself and believe that ALL of my readers play ALL my video clips so carefully chosen for their delectation.
Whatever the reason you didn’t click on the “texting clip,” poor you.
You really missed out. If you have ever sent a text message to a significant other, this should really strike a chord.
Here it is again. And this time, Dear Readers, PRESS THE ARROW.
Pretty Please.
See you back here on March 18.
And text me anytime, babe.
Good morning, Ellen — well, I just read the Husband and Wife texting video. I think I now understand why you’ve been married — and divorced — several times. And why you need a little time off!!
Good luck to TBF. I hope his vocabulary is as flavorful as your own. Enjoy the slopes of Aspen and Snowmass. And bring me back a burger from the Red Onion. I’m going back to bed now, but don’t text me.
Hello!!
Thanks, Jack. Wait a second! Did you think I wrote this clip? No way. Yes, TBF and I text but our exchanges are pretty banal. I don’t know how much “crossing out” he does but I doubt our usual texts are anywhere near as funny as this. 😊⛷
Love the husband wife text, Ellen. So funny!
Have a great trip! I look forward to your next post when you get back.
Now this is the comment I’ve been waiting for! I thought the clip was a riot. Glad you did, too, Susan. And thanks for the good wishes. I’m looking forward to a little Colorado sunshine. Have a great couple of weeks. 😊⛷
Hilarious,as usual. Enjoy your trip and congratulations on two years of joy. And many more:)
Thanks, Diane. It was hilarious. Just so glad that I found it and could pass it on.
Thanks for the good wishes. Hope you’re enjoying the winter and will see you when I return. 😊😎⛷
Wait Bitch…you know if I open these f***ing moronic clips?
Oops, I mean, Ellen, I’m so sorry for skipping over your carefully selected clips that add so much to your blog.
And you f***ing bitch, I’m so f***ing pissed that you published my f***ing texts. What, do you work for the f***ing NSA?
Oops, I mean, Ellen darling, Thanks for sharing this with everyone. I laugh uncontrollably every time I read those texts. You’re the best.
You’re going on another f***ing vacation? Hey Bitch, I expect to read 2 of your f***ing blogs every f***ing week. Visiting grandkids, taking on extra work, going skiing…for f*** sake I’m lucky if you write 2 of these crappy blogs in any f***ing month.
Oops, I mean Ellen darling, I will miss reading your extraordinarily funny and enlightening blogs for the next couple of weeks. Your blogs are the best! Have a wonderful time in Aspen.
Honey, I miss you. What are you doing?
Thanks, Steve. Really f****** funny comment today. 👍😊
I used to have a business partner who was called by his wife at least a dozen times a day. I sure he must curse the day cell phones and texting became part of his life.
There are some people who just don’t know how to end a conversation or tell guests that it is time to go home. Luckily, I am not one of them.
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